Devious Journal Entry

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
[x] you laughed at something that happened Yesturday.

so far: 6

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (lol...)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 12

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.  (haha...)
so far: 18

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.  (ALL THE TIME!)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (repeatedly, although i find that i dont have an inside voice)

so far: 23

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Alot mostly subtraction though)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.  
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Walked around for an entire day with my sweatpants on backwards and my shirt inside out :/)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (my darn cell phone, *looks around* now where did i put it again?)

so far: 28

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[x] You break a lot of things. (all the time, im so clumsy)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (So fun ^-^)

so far: 33

[x] You tend to get confused alot when people use big words.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin (duhhhh)

total: 38/39

I am 97% Insane

That doesnt seem to surprise me much hahaha